Purple Jesus: Investigative Reporter and Cat Dancing Phenom

Alright ladies, after several of the commenters pointedly decided that they couldn’t decipher sarcasm or playful jabbing (with my penis) around Chris Kluwe’s band, “Tripping Icarus”, I have decided to give the band the benefit of the doubt (BUT NOT FAVRE!) and will be attending their “concert” this Thursday with a subsequent write up of the nights events here on Friday.

If you’re interested in attending with me and 12 other Kluwe family members, I’ll list the details they already have available on their Facebook page after the jump. But I did want to throw out that the first person that is able to track me down while there and provide the phrase “Purple Jesus is a better quarterback than Farvaro” directly to me, I will by you a beer. Or a wine cooler. Whatever you want, sweet heart. And no, mom, this doesn’t apply to you.

You will be able to recognize me because I’ll look like this kid:

Ha, just kidding. But, really, I’ll still be there. Now, let’s get a group of girlish men together on Thursday and we’ll go rush the stage! Here’s the bands information for their show from their Facebook page:

Come witness the FIRST PUBLIC PERFORMANCE of Warcraft’s Band

“Tripping Icarus”

July 16, 6:00pm – 8:00pm
at Rick Bronson’s House of Comedy
LEVEL 4 MOA

FOR TICKETS:
Text “GAMEFUEL” to 68683

You will also get registed for prizes such as Visa Gift Cards of up to $350 each and an AlienWare Area-51 m15x Laptop. (VALUE $2000)

THE TEXT WILL BE ACTIVE STARTING FRIDAY, JULY 10