Quick and Dirty NFL predictions

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AFC East
Patriots – Playoffs!
Bills
Dolphins
Jets

AFC North
Steelers – Playoffs!
Ravens – Playoffs!
Bengals
Browns – Terrible!

AFC South
Colts – Playoffs!
Titans – Playoffs!
Texans
Jaguars – Terrible!

AFC West – Terrible!
Chargers -Playoffs!
Raiders – Terrible!
Broncos – Terrible!
Chiefs – Terrible!

NFC East
Eagles – Playoffs!
Redskins – Playoffs! Sleeper!
Giants
Cowboys – Overrated!

NFC North
Packers – Playoffs!
Vikings – Playoffs!
Bears
Lions – Terrible!

NFC South
Falcons – Playoffs!
Saints
Panthers
Buccaneers – Terrible!

NFC West – Terrible!
Seahawks – Playoffs! Terrible!
Cardinals – Back to terrible!
Rams – Terrible!
49ers – Terrible!

Playoffs!

Colts over Titans!
Steelers over Ravens!
Redskins over Seahawks!
Packers over Vikings! (Favre doesn’t play!!!)

Chargers over Steelers!
Patriots over Colts!
Redskins over Eagles!
Falcons over Packers!

Chargers over Patriots!
Falcons over Eagles! STUNNER!

CHARGERS OVER FALCONS for the SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miscellany!!!
MVP – Philip Rivers!
Coach of the year – Mike Smith!
Offensive Rookie of the Year – Mark Sanchez!
Defensive Rookie of the Year -Brian Orakpo!

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