Rampage Jackson Is Insane and/or Just Needs to Get Laid

First, watch:

Thoughts/Observations:

• Clearly, Rampage has been hit in the head a few too many times. I’m not talking about his propensity to hump reporters, but rather the fact that I can’t understand what the fuck he’s saying. He sounds like the dude from Waterboy out there.

• In his defense, I’d motorboat her too.

• Seriously Karyn, it’s pay per view, just pull them out for us.

• “Black folk luh me” is an instant classic.

• If ESPN could air an interview where someone says “Jamaican me horny,” their ratings would skyrocket.

• I don’t know what the “Nipple Dance” is, but I’m not too sure I want to see it from Rampage.

This might be the greatest interview of all time.