Robert Griffin III’s baby to make late playoff run

What is the best way to announce Robert Griffin III’s baby to the thousands of fans that bought him wedding gifts? Why, you tweet the news, of course.

https://twitter.com/RGIII/status/565972214361882624

RG IV should arrive about mid season (we are guessing), in time to provide incentive for daddy to excel on the field.

That would be good news for everyone.

Griffin tweeted the news on his 25th birthday. Down here in Washington, we think of February 12th as Lincoln’s birthday. Win a Super Bowl with the Redskins and we’ll build monuments to RG.

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