Russian Spies Are Trying To Steal Evgeni Malkin

After last night’s game, which included a great goal by Geno, who wouldn’t want to steal away the 2009 Art Ross winner?

My buddy Benson came up with another Burghability commercial for Iron City Beer (remember the brilliant first one?). In the latest, the success of the Pens, and especially Geno, forces a “friend” to reveal himself as a Russian spyset on bringing Malkin back to Russia to play.

As I’ve said before, the Drinkability commercials are terrible…but Benson tweaked them just enough to make the hilariously awesome. The Penguins plotlines, the shilling of Iron City and the inclusion of “Burgh ” into the title just makes these parodies light up. Almost enough to make me respect Bud Light’s original commercials.