Ryan’s Beard Quest

My dear Barry Melrose Rocksians…. I didn’t post on Thursday because of the American holiday of Thanksgiving (you all have heard of it, right?). I hope you were able to drink by your own devices. In any event, now I have a whole week off of work. Left with nothing to do, I have decided this is the perfect opportunity to grow a beard. I have many conditions for which will determine the duration of the beard. The most pertinent for you? I will not shave it until Marian Gaborik plays hockey again. So come on back, son. I’m itchy.

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