Scott Hartnell Downgraded From ‘Unabomber Rapist’ to ‘Probably an OK Guy’

Scott Hartnell Downgraded From 'Unabomber Rapist' to 'Probably an OK Guy'

 

He completely skipped the ‘Suspicious Looking Ginger’ rating altogether.

In other news:

– Chris Pronger is still a douche.

– Sean O’Donnell is actually Norm from Cheers.

– The Flyers still don’t have a goaltender.

– BOOOOOOO

Danny Briere makes a crappy Paul McCartney.

Even Flyer fans thought that Ranger-hating article blew.

– BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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