Sean Avery Suspended

Sean Avery has been suspended indefinitely and I find it quite funny.

He basically called Dion Phaneuf’s new girlfriend sloppy seconds, as she previously dated Avery (what is with her dating all the ugly hockey players? I guess that’s ok, saves the cute ones for me).

The Dallas Stars said that even if Avery hadn’t been suspended by the NHL, they would have done the same thing.

I think that is hilarious. As does Adam Carolla. He was talking about it this morning. He was making fun of Avery for calling her sloppy seconds. He said if she is sloppy seconds, turn on the microwave. Or something along those lines. I was cracking up.

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