Disclaimer: Excessive drinking can make you forget the dangers of riding a sheep like a horse.
You’ve been warned.
Now for those alcoholics still reading, I propose to you a drinking game. Follow the rules carefully. If you do, all you will have to remember the 4th quarter of the game by will be a series of off-color tweets about Rocky. Good luck.
Drink:
(Beginner Level)
-Every time a picture is shown of Pete Carroll and Chip Kelly as Pac-12 coaches.
-If the tenor of Joe Buck’s voice doesn’t change in the slightest when calling an exciting play.
– Every time the word up-tempo is used.
– If they talk about how the Eagles had interest in drafting Russell Wilson. (Drink twice if you’re an Eagles fan).
– Every time National Football League is said instead of NFL.
– For every Mark Sanchez turnover.
– When Fox plays the injury theme.
– Every time a Peyton Manning endorsed Papa John’s commercial plays.
(Advanced Level)
– For every utterance of Beast Mode.
– For a stylized Legion of Boom graphic.
– Every time they pan to Riley Cooper and he’s giving off a racist vibe. (If you’re unsure about this, it’s pretty much always the case).
– If you see this robotic travesty. (What are you warming up for, you no-good son of a toaster?)
– When Russell’s height is mentioned.
– If the Seahawks win.
– If the Seahawks lose. In fact, go ahead and finish the bottle.
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