I remember when I was young… I'd write songs for girls I liked. Oh man… that was so corny. I always thought "Brenda, tell my how my ass tastes" would work. But I kept going to those dances alone.
I hope Shaq has better luck.
(Just in case Kobe is bitter about this… Shaq takes it all back)
Thanks to the people who posted this video link in the comments.. and the eleventy bajillion emails about it. Much appreciated
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