Simmons takes the Horse

I’m just linking it up because his line about the Dolphins is hilarious

Colts (-3) over DOLPHINS
The Dolphins’ offense is like watching two drunk people try to fool around. Just a lot of thrashing and apologizing. Their defining moment of Week 1: the Wildcat finally working … and Pat White sailing a bomb 15 yards over Ted Ginn’s head. Long season ahead for the Dolphins. That was the worst team I watched last week other than St. Louis.

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