With their 33-point loss to the Bulls on Monday night, the Pistons have now lost 13 straight games (their longest losing streak since the ’93-94 season). They have not won a game in officially a month now (December 12th vs. Golden State). A lot has happened over the past month and if you’re a Pistons fan like me, you’ve been wallowing in a pool of sorrow, so you’ve probably missed it all.
So here’s a list of sports stories since the Pistons last victory to help you catch up:
- The Colts & Saints were still thinking about a perfect season. The Colts won their 14th game and then lost their final two games.
- The New England Patriots’ mascot was arrested after being caught in a hotel prostitution sting.
- A-Rod dumped Kate Hudson after she was tabbed as his lucky charm throughout his hot streak en route to a Yankees World Series.
- Darko Milicic decides he’s had enough sucking in the NBA and will return to Europe to play basketball.
- Bengals WR, Chris Henry, died after falling off the bed of a truck being driven by his fiance.
- Brett Favre gets into an argument with coach Brad Childress regarding Childress’ plans to bench Favre. They have since made up.
- Tim Legler won a beer pong game (more than the Pistons have won this past month) while donning an ugly sweater at a Christmas party.
- Gilbert Arenas starts being investigated for having guns in the locker room.
- The New Jersey Nets won a game.
- Christmas
- Urban Meyer decides to resign from Florida. The following day he retracts his statement and says he will return after an indefinite leave to tend to his health.
- Ray Allen sends out a raunchy tweet and later blames it on a hacker.
- Mike Leach was removed as head coach at Texas Tech after allegedly locking a concussed player in an electrical closet. Nearly a week later, Texas Tech played in the Alamo Bowl against Michigan State and won.
- The Year 2010
- News breaks that Gilbert Arenas had a gun standoff with one of his teammates.
- Lee Corso tries to shake a blind kid’s hand.
- 30+ college football Bowl games, including Alabama’s national championship win over a Colt McCoy-less Texas.
- Chris Myers compares the Lions defensive linemen to terrorists
- The Lions lost their last four games to finish 2-14.
- Jim Zorn is fired as Washington Redskins head coach.
- Randy Johnson retires from baseball.
- Gilbert Arenas is suspended indefinitely by David Stern for being unfit to play.
- Ben Gordon scores 10 millionth point in NBA history.
- NFL Wild Card round of the playoffs take place, including the highest scoring playoff game ever.
- Scottie Pippen got beat up by people much shorter than Scottie Pippen
- Pete Carroll accepts the Seattle Seahawks head coach’s vacancy.
- Ex-Nets star, Jayson Williams pleads guilty to shooting, all after being arrested for DUI.
- Derek Jeter is rumored to marry Minka Kelly next November.
- There have been 208 NBA games, 204 NHL games, and 67 NFL games since the Pistons last won a game.
- Add anything you can think of in the comments…
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