Snippets from the Players’ counter proposal

We have discussed how insane the NHL proposal has been, but both sides are still at the negotiating table, trying to sort this silliness out. In order to reach a fair compromise, however, that means the players have to be just as crazy with their offer. The two sides need to both be able to make concessions in order to meet in the middle eventually. What are the players putting out there?

– Players get to take home the zamboni

– Wet bar

– Nobody ever traded to Columbus again.

– Somebody explains what the hell a Wild is.

– Unlimited hair gel

– Comprehensive dental coverage

– It’s the National Hockey League. Pick one country and stick with it.

– Team hotels better than La Quinta Inn

– Time off for 2nd jobs (In Steve Bernier’s case, it’s at the makeup counter at Macy’s)

As always, we will bring you more  details as they become available.

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