Some St. Louis Cardinals New Year’s Toasts for 2016

Improbably, we’ve all made it another year.

*Cheers*

2016 will be here before the end of the week, so now is the time to toast the ones we love.

Here are some New Year’s toasts for a select few in the Cardinals universe for 2016.

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To Jedd Gyorko:

Here’s to you getting your named properly pronounced by the extremely friendly Cardinals fans who are going to have to make extra, extra sure it really is JERK-oh before saying it out loud. (It is)

To Mike Leake:

Welcome to a team that has some heated rivals. Here’s to you cutting some sort of marketing deal with Macy’s before the first games in Chicago or Pittsburgh next season. Something tells me you’re going to hear about them… might as well get paid.

To Yadier Molina:

Here’s to you giving us the thumbs up on Opening Day 2016… pain free.

To Kris Bryant:

Congratulations on your engagement. Here’s to having all your wedding planning meetings scheduled while the Cardinals are in Chicago.

To Carlos Martinez:

Here’s to hooking up with the artist Carlos Martinez and making something awesome.

https://twitter.com/cxrlosmartinez/status/679411436955701248

To Jaime Garcia:

Here’s to a better ending in the playoffs come 2016. Maybe even good enough to light up a few Jaime Garcia’s.

https://twitter.com/brucemilstein/status/678779014908141569

To Tommy Pham:

Here’s to a productive 2016 season where you reach every contract incentive that way you can keep going to nice restaurants and maybe even get some dress shoes too.

To Kolten Wong:

Here’s to keeping up the bromance with Bryant Gumbel going in the new year.

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