Splash Killers

Good morning, Followers.  Hope you all are doing great.

Well, as we wait for Huddy’s Wednesday post, I thought I’d give you my two non-leading candidates for the WSU Coaching job, a group that I not-so-affectionately refer to as the “Splash Killers.”

And here are the leading two:

Splash Killer #1:

(Heretofore Known As “Davey Crocket.”)

Splash Killer #2: 

(Heretofore Known as “Dirk Diggler.”)

In other words, if we just fired the good man Paul Wulff for one of these splash killers, you’ll know I’ll be fitting a Noose for both myself AND Bill Moos.

All for now. Go Cougs.