Stafford, Now You’re a Man!

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The below video was created after Matthew Stafford’s gutsy performance yesterday against the Cleveland Dingleberries and it’s perfect.

After he ran onto the field with his left arm limp and willed a pass into the hands of Brandon Pettigrew for the game tying touchdown to propel the Lions to win number two in nearly two seasons, Matthew Stafford’s balls dropped and he officially became a man.  And loving him is easy because he is so beautiful.

It was like Pip going in there without a helmet, but better!   Man manny manny man stuff!

What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? Just cause she has big titties? Or is it the way he fights every day? .

..No, it’s probably the titties.

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