Stream Of Unconsciousness

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My 11th and 12th grade C.P. English teacher had a writing exercise for us students called “The Stream of Consciousness.” Basically, we took 10 minutes and wrote down anything and everything that came to mind. Because I do not have the stomach to write anything worthwhile about the game versus Navy, this is all I can muster… unconsciously.

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• This team can’t tackle for shit.
• Navy deserves credit, and Charlie Weis deserves blame.
• Why did we try to run the clock down with Navy the entire game?
• I started to make a list of all the big plays that helped decide this game. To my dismay, I stopped around number 18.
• This was a great game to watch. Kind of. Any game ND loses is bad and this was to Navy.
• We just lost to NAVY.
• Kick the bloody field goal fat man.
• 1-8. I am allowed to call Weis out.
• I will also stick by Weis. If not him then who?
• I liked the way we ran the ball. Of course, so has every other Navy opponent this year.
• Robert Hughes deserved that TD. In all my years and of all the games I have gone to, that TD was the only one that put chills up my spine and a tear to my eye. R.I.P. Earl Hughes. Little brother is going to be O.K.
• Fuck all you Zibby haters. He put us in the position for Weis to make a horrible call to NOT kick the FG.
• Headbutts and Groin Kicks might have seen their last days. My head hurts and I have a high ankle sprain.
• I wanted to punch every fan, as I left the stadium, and heard so many of them say “At least the game was competitive.” And then my wife said it. I love my wife. I love my wife.
• Pass interference on Walls. And I’m a Gator fan.
• NBC is the Ant-Christ. Nothing but absolute evil would torture so many with their thirst for TV timeouts.
• This may be the best college football season ever. AND WE ARE 1-8!!! Something is screwy.
• I hear we will be underdogs to AFA. Wake me up and tell me Quinn is still taking snaps for the Irish.
• We are 1-8 and still able to give ESPN front page news.
• A radio “personality” said Weis was arrogant for trying to score a TD instead of kicking the field goal. It was STUPID… not arrogant dipshit.
• How many guys are going to leave? Aldridge was quoted after the game in an interview and said” This is the only place I want to be.” O.K. What about everybody else?
• Indiana is going to a bowl game. NOTRE DAME IS 1-8!!!
• I like what I am seeing from the freshman and most of the sophomores.
• B.C. lost to FSU. Sweet justice.
• #34 sack on Sharpley in mid-air. Fucking sick.
• At least we don’t have to hear any more about “The Streak” It’s over and it has been due now for over a decade.
• This sucks.
• Congratulations to the Naval Academy. Now go find Bin Laden.
• This sucks.
• Go Irish!!!