So you want to know why T.O.’s hip is hurting him? Well blame his coach…err couch, I mean. T.O. fell asleep on his couch the wrong way and woke up the next morning with a hurt hip. Ugh! Maybe, T.O. had a box of T.O’s under his couch cushion? Maybe, he fell asleep on his cellphone while twittering Psalms? Maybe, Flying cross country to Dallas/LA/Buffalo had something to do with it? For god sakes man, I’ve watched enough MTV Cribs episodes to know they get their dam coach cushions from the people at NASA.
BTW, didn’t Owens have issues in training camp with his dam shoes, which caused him to miss 3 preseason games? Dude can get a campy reality show deal, but can’t figure out his wardrobe and his interior decorating.
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