Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OVERTIME WIN! WE LOVE YOU DAVID KREJCI! WE WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES! ENJOY THE FREE HATS! KREJCI THREE GOALS TO GET A 3-1 SERIES LEAD! WE HOPE HE CHEATED ON ALL THREE GOALS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EVERY MIDDLE FINGER IN TORONTO IS POINTED AT KREJCI AND WE LOVE IT!

Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

 

 

Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

– TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!

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– Jack Edwards immediately pointing out that the Bruins have more Canadian citizens on their roster than Toronto. You'll know why we love this if you've ever been to a Bruins game against any Canadian based team.

– Didn't catch his name, but whoever the Leafs had doing the anthems tonight was fucking awesome.

– Bergeron getting his first goal of the playoffs EXACTLY when the Bruins needed it. They NEEDED to score early in the second to get back into the game.

Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

– Bergeron's goal also showed that the Bruins FINALLY noticed how much Reimer loves giving up juicy rebounds.

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– Boychuk blocking billions of shots on one shift in the second despite barely being able to stand after the first block. Hockey players are just plain tougher than EVERYONE.

Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

– Krejci turning Grabovski into Ryan Miller on the Bruins second goal. Sweet jebus what an effort by Krejci on that goal.

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– And again… YOU GUYS GOT A REIMER REBOUND!!! WHO KNOW THAT WOULD WORK!?!?! EXCEPT FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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– Thanks for playing Colton Orr so much Toronto. Seriously Carlyle, the fact that this guy is even on the ice during the playoffs really shows just how much you don't want to win and quite frankly we appreciate it.

– David Krejci.

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– David fucking Krejci.

– KREJCI MOTHER FUCKERS.

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– Chara had a rough first but the dude was money most of the game. ASSIST MACHINE!

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– HUGE kill on that 5 on 3 in the 2nd/3rd. HUGE. Then Kadri decided to finally show up and help the Bruins by trying to take Kelly's face off. Poor Kelly's face 🙁

– Lucic: "We know [Reimer]'s not that good at playing the puck."

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– The amount of times Jack and Brick had to say "break down in coverage" when talking about the Bruins.

– So if the Leafs win more faceoffs, are they cheating? We're so confused about who's cheating better.

– We know it's been awhile Toronto stat guys, but umm…. seriously, is breathing on another player considered a hit or something in Toronto?

– Seguin constantly doing the same move lately trying to fake out 2-3 defenders and then always losing the puck. And then never learning that it just isn't working.

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Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

– Bruins had enough momentum to REALLY run away with this game then shit the bed on that third Toronto goal.

– Almost four minute power play im the third and B's can't capitalize. Could've been a game changer.

– The music in Toronto. HORRIBLE.

– One of the all time AWFUL calls against Chara in the third. Lupul's own stick hits him. Lupul was a piece of shit all game and this was just the icing on the shit cake that is Lupul.

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– Poor Horon. Soooo many close calls.

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– SCORE ON OPEN NETS BRUINS!!!!

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Take me down to Heart Attack City. BRUINS WIN!!!

– Did everyone else hear the sound of Fleury imploding all the way from Long Island last night?

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– Just how awful is the DOY staff? Remember this picture?

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– HOW AWESOME IS OT HOCKEY IN THE PLAYOFFS?!!?

– Optimus Reim, eh Toronto?

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