What a coincidence that on holy Testicle Tuesday we have a story posted on Tyreke Evans doing the ‘Big Balls Dance’? Normally I’d say the following links are the tits, but keeping with the theme of Testicle Tuesday, the following links are the balls, baby.
- Tiger, Tiger Woods y’all is surprisingly seen on the front page of Tag Heuer’s website even though the watch co. said they would slowly phase Woods out of their advertisements. As bad as it’s gotten for Tiger, I think the smart business move for his advertisers is to stick with him. This will blow over and he’ll return to being known more as the greatest golfer on the planet, rather than an adulterering sex addict. Plus, it’s only fitting that Tag Heuer sticks with Woods despite news of him “tagging” a bunch of broads. It’s a match made in watch heaven.
- New Jersey Devils netminder, Martin Brodeur broke Terry Sawchuk’s shutout record on Monday night with his 104th of his career. Brodeur’s one hell of a goalie, so he’s definitely deserving of such a remarkable record. But I’ll never forget my initial disdain for Brodeur as he shut down the Wings in the 1995 Stanley Cup Finals (7 goals allowed). The bastard broke my heart that year, but I’ll forgive him for this record and for breaking it against the Penguins. Congratulations, Marty Brodeur.
- Kentucky’s basketball team became the first NCAA program to win 2,000 games on Monday night after they put a hurting on Drexel, 88-44 (yes, stop squinting, you read that right). UNC will be late to the party, as they are currently sitting on 1,992 wins. Charles Manson, er, John Calipari is a happy camper.
- The Dallas Cowboys cut Nick Folk (what Michael Irvin said he would do first if he ran the Cowboys) after his missed extra point chip shot field goal in Saturday night’s game against the Saints. They replaced him with a poor man’s… Nick Folk, Shaun Suisham. Suisham was cut earlier this year by the Redskins for, get this, missing key kicks like Folk!
- Rumors still swirling that the Tigers might be interested in bringing Scott Podsednik aboard for the 2010 season. He rebounded nicely last year after a few awful seasons (.304 BA/.353 OBP). He’ll be 34-years old in March and he hasn’t been steady at all throughout his career, but it would be one guy they can get to stick it to the White Sox for stealing all the players they were interested in.
- Buddy the Elf (what’s your favorite color?) was at the Philadelphia/49ers game this weekend pummeling a pair of 49ers fans with snowballs. This is crazy-awesome:
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