The Derek Zoolander Draft Recap For People Who Can’t Read Good

…or just like looking at pictures better.

#1 Patrick Kane (RW) – Chicago Blackhawks

The Derek Zoolander Draft Recap For People Who Can't Read Good

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#2 James Van Riemsdyk (LW) – Phildelphia Flyers

The Derek Zoolander Draft Recap For People Who Can't Read Good

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#3 Kyle Turris (C) – Phoenix Coyotes

The Derek Zoolander Draft Recap For People Who Can't Read Good

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#4 Thomas Hickey (D) – Los Angeles Kings

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#5 Karl Alzner (D) – Washington Capitals

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#6 Sam Gagner (C) – Edmonton Oilers

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#7 Jakob Voracek (C) – Columbus Blue Jackets

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#8 Zach Hamill (C) – Boston Bruins

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#9 Logan Couture (C) – San Jose Sharks

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#10 Keaton Ellerby (D) – Florida Panthers

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#11 Brandon Sutter (C) – Carolina Hurricanes

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#12 Ryan McDonagh (D) – Montreal Canadiens

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#13 Lars Eller (LW) – St. Louis Blues

The Derek Zoolander Draft Recap For People Who Can't Read Good

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#14 Kevin Shattenkirk (D) – Colorado Avalanche

The Derek Zoolander Draft Recap For People Who Can't Read Good

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#15 Alex Plante (D) – Edmonton Oilers

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