The Little Indian That Could

My little Indian friend, I hope you don’t feel the joke is about your race. That joke has gotten old! People can only make so many jokes about an Indian. I think we need to look at the real issue at hand. The alcohol. Now I want you to examine this equation very carefully; (alcohol + Indian = Crazy drunk Indian). That opens the door to a whole different world. People can come up with a whole new line of jokes. There are many solutions to this problem. 1. You could stop drinking (Not really an option for the norm). 2. You could not be Indian (still really not an option). 3. (My favorite) You can start making people take you serious when you’re drunk. “How do I do that?”,you ask? Well my friend it’s not easy. First you have to get extremely drunk (preferably when no one else is, like during the day). Now when they start laughing and making fun of you, simply make a comment of what you are going to do to them. I would suggest, “Stop making fun of me or I’m going to pee on your foot!!” When they laugh even harder it’s time for action. I personally give them an option. Look them straight in the eyes and say, “Shoe or no shoe?” Simple yes or no answer. At that point in time you MUST whip it out and drench their foot. Now I will tell you from experience, you have about five seconds while the receiver is in shock. MAKE THAT FIVE SECONDS WORTH IT!!!! From there on out you will have to chase them. You can definitely practice this at home. Once your finished, smile and say, “thank you for you comments, is there anyone else that has something to say?” From that day on you will become the Crazy Indian you don’t make fun of. Because being called crazy is okay. We all are. But I promise you well never hear a joke about you again!!!! If a new person enters the circle of friends, people will immediately say,
friend: “Man he’s a crazy Indian, but whatever you do don’t make fun of him!”
newbie:”why the heck not?”
Friend: “Because man, that is one crazy Indian that will pee on your foot!!”
newbie; “well Ill just run from him!”
Friend: “That will not work man, That little Indian can run and pee!!”

I hope it helps you out!!