The Notre Dame fanbase, or at least a very lame and very vocal group of them, have decided to try and make sure that anything cool that could happen with the University and the football program should meet a quick and bloody death.
According to a report on Her Loyal Sons the newly scheduled PRIME TIME game of Notre Dame VS. USC will no longer have the 7:30 kickoff that we joyously celebrated just a short while ago. Instead, it will be a 2:30 kickoff, per usual.
Why is this happening? I’m not exactly sure, but I think it has something to do with the old alumni being scared shitless of vampires, and they are also worried that the priests might drink too much wine and actually call Lane Kiffin a spoiled bitch.
This we can not have.
Seriously though, the massively old and massively loud (albeit quiet inside the stadium) group of alumni hold some sort of power over the administration, and that is where the true opressive nature of what has become of Notre Dame over the past 20 years dwells.
I need a drink. Be sure to check out Her Loyal Sons for more on this topic as they have the inside scoop.
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