I don’t know if any of you knew this, but Schultz had a birthday over the weekend. He is now somewhere between the ages of 18 and 37. We had a party with an Islanders themed cake (it went down easy), gifts and a Bettman pinata. LD got him a sweet shirt, Dave got him a postcard from North Carolina, and I, of course, got him a restraining order. If you want to get him something and somehow forgot, I have a brief suggestion list for you.
– Islanders tickets.
– Chaser. In bulk.
– Snuggie
Oh, now I need to write about a drinking game. This game will be played in Toronto. I didn’t even know they had hockey in Canada.
DRINK
… if Jason Blake does something that would make Schultz cry. Twice if it would make LD cry.
… If it comes out that the actions that lead to Patrick Kaleta’s suspension were otivated by an infinte sadness.
… whenever they incesently make mention of Matt Ellis’ return to his home province of Ontario. Seriously, media, get off it already.
… for every fight. Thrice if it is among Maple Leafs.
Drinking Player of the game: Mike Komisarek
– Mike is one of the many, many, many, many, many hockey players to have dated Elisha Cuthbert.
– Komisarek is coming back from an injury. Word is he strained a muscle posing during yet another photo shoot. Curse his boyish charm.
– Komisareks parents immigrated from Poland before he was born, without a penny to their name. They scratched and clawed their way to the American Dream, and were able to raise two children who both became very successful. They were even able to pay for the training and leagues necessary for Mike to play hockey and develop to the point that he was able to join the NHL and become a millionaire. The Komisareks regretted coming to America when Mike started dating Cuthbert.
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