For the second week in a row, our drinking game will involve Boston. No, I am not taking money (or free beer) from Sam Adams. My understanding is that the internet is abuzz with rumors that I’m on the take from those Boston brewmasters. Versus might be though, given how much attention they seem to be getting. Let’s put this conspiracy talk to rest and just talk about a drinking game.
DRINK
… If Evgeni Malkin is seen with ear buds in his ear. It’s probably not the Jonas Brothers.
… If anyone says that the Bruins should take a page from the Coyotes on how to beat the Penguins. Drink thrice if they do. Finish the bottle if the Bruins file for bankruptcy at any point in the game.
… For every time it’s mentioned that David Krejci has the swine flu. Double if sex with pigs is mentioned at all.
… If Martin Skoula does anything for the Pens that he never did with the Wild. Like play hockey well.
Drinking Player of the week: Byron Bitz
– Byron has a serious problem with Donald Brashear.
– With 3 points this season, Bitz ranks 381st in the league. He’s 4th in the league in getting punched in the throat, however.
– Would have played football, but realized Chris Berman would call him Byron “Ballroom” Bitz and thought better of it. Also, he’s from Canada and isn’t sure this football thing is every going to catch on.
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