– Their nick name is the Cowboys, hence Dick Dastardly there.
– Their coach is a man. He’s 40.
– So was their quarterback last year. Approximately.
– They have a history of producing extremely talented but troubled wide receivers.
– They are located in Stillwater, which is in the middle of nowhere.
– Nowhere might be a fancy term for Oklahoma
– In that case, Stillwater is located in the northern part of nowhere.
– They do the same stupid different uniform every game thing that Oregon does. Nobody notices.
– Last year, they won the formerly known as Victoria Times college football simulation.
– This year, they are the heaviest favorites to win their bowl game.
– That game is against the coachless Purdue Boilermakers.
– Ouch
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