This article will absorb the rest of your day.

Say what you will about Bill Simmons.  He hates American productivity.  There is no way to start reading this amazing article and not lose yourself for hours.

WHATEVER YOU DO…DON’T CLICK ON THE PHOTO GALLARY.  No.  Don’t…Tooo LAAAAATE.

Now you are divorced and unemployed.  I told you to listen to me.