This week in KG: The Perk Diaries

Kevin Garnett is one of the most interestingly photographed athletes in the world.  Every week, we share some of the most interesting shots here… with our own interpretations.  This week is dedicated to KG and Kendrick Perkins

Kg and perk hug
“I just can’t stand to see you go to another team… So I’m just gonna bite half your ear off as a memento to remember our friendship by…”

Kg perk mouths open

"Ok, let's try again…. AHHHHHHH….. no no no… you're hitting more of a high 'C'… I need you to be lower than that.  Jeez… we're never gonna be ready to sing at Wyc's birthday party"

Perk and kg

"These 'kid from the future NBA commercials' are getting weird.  What the hell does he mean by 'you're gonna help turn the Thunder into championship team'?"

Perk and kg reacting

"OH NATE… Another transition 3 with 20 seconds left on the shot clock????  That's it, I'm asking Danny to trade him… no matter what it takes"

Kg holding perks arm
Nope, sorry. I veto this trade.  Have fun passing your physical with a torn rotator cuff

Kg in a suit talking to perk
"You understand the next time I see you, I'm going to try to kill you, right?"

Photos courtesy Getty Images, Associated Press

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