TIM TEBOW IS A DOUCHEBAG

I’ve had enough. Seriously. I don’t give a flying fuck about Tim Tebow. Fuck him with a 18″ purple rubber cock right in his self-righteous ass.

But seriously- I don’t care. I don’t care if one of the greatest college football players ever is a complete joke in the NFL. I don’t care if one of the most visible Christians in sports talks a bunch of shit about a former teammate- ya know, cuz what would Jesus do? I don’t care.
 

Now, some people do care. It was kind of weird that I got quite a bit of emails and tweets about this whole Tebow/Quinn thing. What do you people want me to say, that Tim Tebow is a fucking douchebag? Well, yeah- he is. Oh well, that’s life. We all have to deal with some dbag or another talking shit about us from time to time.

What does bother me is all this Tebowing shit. He wasn’t the first to do this, and I’m going to go ahead and call bullshit. The OG in this maneuver was Rocket Ismail, in what some message board posters would call, “Raghibing.” Don’t believe me, here is your evidence:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pT9xW8fnj8I

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wIZZ0HvPlYg

Please note how instead of being left alone like some douchebag, the Rocket is continually gang raped by his teammates in celebration.

And that is all that I’m going to say about. If you need more, go to Twitter where opinions and thoughts fly off of the screen.

I'm not sure which I'm happier about.. Tim Tebow talking trash about Notre Dame or Tim Tebow playing running back at practice.

— Taylor Dever (@TDever75) June 28, 2012