Over heard in the Timberwolves’ war room…
Guy 1: We need to make this team popular again! How do we make Minnesotan’s love it?
Guy 2: We could try…. winning?
[Everyone laughs]Guy 3: Well, the Twins are probably the most popular team in town, what are they doing.
2: Winning?
1, 3: Shut up, dude.
1: Well, let’s see. They have Justin Morneau, Joe Mauer, Nick Punto. They seem to be hits in the community and with the team.
3: Hmm… So, they have a big white guy, a smaller white guy who is a gifted offensive player born nearby, and another white guy who is mostly annoying to other teams but hustles real hard and makes people like him? How do we replicate that here?
1: Well, I have an idea, but, well, we would have to take on another player who doesn’t fit our white guy mold.
3: Let me see….. Eh, his name is Jason and he went to Stanford. Nobody will notice.
2: You guys are assholes.
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