Toronto is filling out their scorecard with their eyes closed

I don’t know if you noticed the starting lineups today in the Blue Jays-Rays game (and really, why haven’t you?) but I’ve copied and pasted them below for you.
Toronto is filling out their scorecard with their eyes closedToronto is filling out their scorecard with their eyes closedSteve noted first that Matt Stairs is still playing professional baseball, which is a little shocking, yes. He quickly went out and hit a homer. But no, the really strange thing is the 6-8 spot in the Jays order. I didn’t know who that DH was that’s taking over for Frank Thomas. It’s Robinson Diaz, making his first appearance, batting after Rob Barajas, a catcher normally who is playing 1b today, and Gregg Zaun, who actually is catching today. Here’s the fun part. Diaz is a catcher too!
Here in Minnesota, Ron Gardenhire won’t play Joe Mauer at DH or 1b when Mike Redmond is in there. That’s why they had a third catcher for a while, driving Twins fans nuts, just in cast something happened to the starting catcher. Let me tell you something, having Chris Heintz bat is almost as bad as having a pitcher bat, so what’s the point? But I digress. The Blue Jays and manager John Gibbons don’t have the same unfounded anxiety that Gardenhire and company do. Perhaps they are drunk. That would explain why they would put a catcher at first base on the same night as they have a righty pitching. The Rays have 5 lefties ready to pull it right at Barajas. Should be an interesting game.
Yes, I realize this is my second straight post about Canada in a row.

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