Torts Literally Has No Idea

Dave Lozo at NHL.com tweets this fantastic pre-game presser from John Tortorella…

The following is the transcript of John Tortorella’s pregame discussion with the media:

“What does Stralman bring to the club?” “No idea.”

“Do you have any idea when he’ll be available?” “No idea.”

“Any other news on Rupp?” “Nope.”

“Is he on IR?” “I have no idea.”

“How about Wolski’s MRI from yesterday?” “I have no idea.”

“Do you know what line Sean is going to start on?” “No idea.”

“What’s your mom’s birthday?” “I have no idea.”

END PRESSER

…absolutely classic Torts. I need to see video of that exchange.

…add that to the Thornton comments and Torts has been on a roll lately.

…not sure who asked him about his mom’s birthday but that person has a set of brass ones.

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