Tuesday Links – Manny Ramirez Headed to Chicago, Bob Bradley Signs Extension with U.S. Soccer, Tracy McGrady Promising a Return to Form, & Rocky Boiman Signed By the Lions

Come on kid, at least wait until she’s 18. [via Packey’s Facebook]

• Manny Ramirez is taking his talents dreadlocks and “Manny Being Manny” swagger to southside Chicago to play for the White Sox after being waived by the Los Angeles Dodgers. Basically, expect an MVP-like September followed by a spectacular flame-out next July.

• The Houston Texans are officially a symbol of all that is right with America. OK, maybe not, but at least they aren’t leaving their drunk fans hanging out to dry. This “game time dinner bell/horn” is a brilliant idea. [via Busted Coverage]

• Vince Ellis of the Detroit Free Press wrote your typical fluff piece about how Tracy McGrady “isn’t washed up.” While I’m OK with signing McGrady to the veteran’s minimum, I doubt we’ll get the T-Mac of old this season in the D. [via Ball Don’t Lie]

• The Lions signed veteran linebacker Rocky Boiman yesterday. Naturally, Big Al has the big picture in mind. Get that soulless devil off my team.

• Usually I don’t sweat too much over some of the offseason injury talk, but a story about Nicklas Kronwall’s knee has PANIC written all over it. Kronwall has always had injury troubles and this isn’t a good start to the year.

• Why is this guy smiling? While everyone else thinks that’s a “wig,” it’s actually his real hair. Suckers.

• I don’t know what to say about this, other than it’s hysterical. Go check it out. [via Sharapova’s Thigh]

DUMB BLONDE VIDEO OF THE DAY

She, umm… uhh… what was I doing again? [via Hot Clicks]

ROB’S HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a high school kid get his this hard.