Tuesday’s Hockey News

Tuesday's Hockey News

It’s time once again to take a look and see what news is coming over the wire today. Here are the major transactions around the hockey world.

Philadelphia Flyers – Signed a crackhead from South Philly. Theo Fleury is upset he didn’t at least get a tryout.

Quad City Flames – Have postponed their game on Friday to Sunday. Their time slot was double booked with American Idol on Ice.

New York Islanders – Announced that no matter what Ranger fans say, Denis Potvin does not suck.

New York Rangers – Released an extremely detailed thesis paper on why Denis Potvin does, in fact, suck.

Mats Sundin – Announced that he had two buttermilk waffles for breakfast, but is unsure as to whether or not he enjoyed them.

American Idol on Ice – Has confirmed that it will replace the Quad City Flames in the AHL’s West Division, starting on Friday._uacct = “UA-1868762-1”; urchinTracker();

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