Twas The Night Before Celtsmas

‘Twas the night before Celtsmas, three years post E.House

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

The C’s jerseys were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that Rajon Rondo soon would be there

The rookies were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of playing time danced in their heads

The dancers in their outfits, and Lucky in his cap

Had five long days off to get many naps

When out on the parquet there arose such a clatter,

Tommy threw off his headset to see what was the matter

Up on the Jumbotron he saw such a flash,

It was t-shirt time at TD and the fans had a blast

The lights on the floor of the fresh polished wood,

Made the Garden floor sparkle as much as it should

When what to his wondering eyes should appear,

It was new coach Brad Stevens who was filled with such cheer

On Courtney, on Sully on Bradley and Steez,

They’ll be no tanking here as we’ve got fans to please

Coach pulled out a sack that was filled with some toys,

Their were plenty for all, both the girls & the boys

The parents got tickets to every home game,

Courtside and loge for all fans that came

Eddie Palladino then picked up his mic:

“Merry Celtsmas to all and to all a good night!”