.@Therabody is really coming in handy this series.#NHLBruins pic.twitter.com/slbAxDFLKQ
— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) May 20, 2021
“Give the people what they want,” They said.
“Like what?” I asked.
“I don’t want to have to say sexy, but maybe just a little?” They said.
“How about professional hockey players blasting their lower body with massage guns?”
“Ooh, yeah, let’s make that our playoff coverage.”