Vicki, What Do I Do With All This Scrap Metal?

OK, so this has nothing to do with hockey — except that this commercial is on during Islanders telecasts. ha! A tenuous connection! — but it’s August and not much going on right now has anything to do with hockey, save for LD’s lucid dreams. So everyone always says their local commercials are the most ridiculous. I remember when I lived in South Carolina that every local commercial had a thick southern accent and hood ornaments. They’re all ridiculous. I thought that today I’d share one from Long Island. It’s as ridiculous as anything in your hometown except it has a nice seasoning of folks who got rejected from the show Jersey Shore. Welcome to Long Island! Now if only we had a place for all this scrap metal that’s lying around our middle-to-upper class suburban homes and backyards.