Victoria Times at a Crossroads

Here’s the deal. We love Cliff Floyd. He was an easy punchline back in the day when he had one of the worst contracts in baseball. Seems like a long time ago, doesn’t it? Well, since then, he has become so much more than that to us. He’s sort of like a father figure, and in honor of Steve’s wedding last year, I sponsored Cliff’s Baseball-Reference page.
Well, now the sponsorship is expiring. I would love to sponsor the page again, but the price of Cliff Floyd’s page has jumped to nearly 50 bucks. Is it because he was a former All Star? Is it because he played in the largest market in the world? Is it because he was the 97th greatest Devil Ray of all time?
Well anyways, what should we do? Should we re-up the sponsorship, and have Cliff’s enormous contract fittingly like an albatross around our necks (how much money do you think we make here?). Should we let him go and let him get sponsored by some unruly Mets fan? Help!