What? Did I … Is this right? … Am I seeing … What … Chris Carr? He’s the … Baltimore, Raiders, Titans guy … Cornerback … kind of good even, right? Like not a bad player the Vikings usually have … He … Signed? Is that it? Signed? Like willfully decided to come play football for our team? He’s now a … Viking? … By choice? Like he CHOSE to play here? A good player decided to come and play for our team that is NOT good? … I just don’t, I don’t even … What is going on here?
OK, OK, settle down here … Carr … He’s a cornerback. By all accounts a “not terrible” cornerback, which makes him pretty good. He’s … He’s like a mini-Antoine Winfield, right? Five feet, ten inches tall, 182 pounds, good against the run, taught defense by some pretty nasty defensive teams … This is … Like a good signing by the team. Can we do that? Are we allowed? Teams can do that right now? … I thought you were only allowed to sign players who were younger than 27 and if you had an injury history? … Well, I guess Carr DOES have an injury history, so that seems to fit … But he’s … Old … Jared Allen old … He’s going to be 30 this year … How does this fit? I don’t … what?
I mean, it’s kind of a good move, right? … Carr was a big piece for the Ravens defense in 2010 … When healthy he’s good … and … he … ended up on our team? Maybe I’m … What am I not following? How did this happen? Is Rick Spielman a wizard? Did Frazier blackmail him? What … Going on is weird, I don’t … I mean, the guy instantly steps in as the nickel cornerback, if not the number two guy, right? He could … Could he replace Winfield? Could that happen? Could they keep Winfield inside for run support only on nickel downs? Is this team that smart? … I think … Jesus, are these goose bumps?! And a boner?! … Comprehend what’s happening …
I guess … This is good. Cool, right? … A cool thing? Cornerbacks sucked, need cornerback help, got a good cornerback … For the Vikings … I … It’s like adding 2 and 2 and getting 5, or Jon Voight creating Angelina Jolie … nothing makes sense, but the results … Man, this is awesome. This WORKS. This … This totally isn’t a Vikings move, but I like it!
OK, deep breaths … We’ll figure this out … Maybe they’ll even draft Kalil? … My god, I’d just … Die … Amazing …
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