Vikings vs. Bears: Mushroom Stamp Winner

I gotta give it to Josh Robinson this week, but really, it should be Norv Turner.

The Vikings defense didn’t play AWFUL on Sunday. They played bad, certainly, not know the difference between getting off the field on third down and an asshole from a balloon knot. I don’t even know what that means, but that doesn’t matter, because neither do the Vikings when it comes to making shitty quarterbacks look shitty. The Vikings defense made Jay Cutler look like an MVP candidate, and that’s pretty embarrassing.

A big part of that was because Vikings cornerback Josh Robinson couldn’t defend Alshon Jeffery or Brandon Marshall to save his life. Granted, Josh Robinson is 5’10” and Alshon Jeffery and Brandon Marshall are 6’3″ and 6’4″ respectively. That’s a minimum five inch difference (that’s what she said), let alone any vertical difference that probably gives the receivers even more of an advantage. So what’s a guy supposed to do? Play on a step ladder?

I guess it doesn’t matter that much, because when you are almost single handily responsible for 225 yards and three touchdowns to the opposing offense, then you’ve probably had a pretty bad day. So, there you go, Josh Robinson, you get this week’s sticky-poopy Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval.

It could have gone to Norv, too, for running such a shitty offense. But fuck Norv Turner. I don’t even want to talk about him.

PREVIOUS 2014 STAMP WINNERS:

Preseason Game 1: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – LB Gerald Hodges
Preseason Game 2: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – QB Teddy Bridgewater
Preseason Game 3: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – CB Shaun Prater
Preseason Game 4: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – QB Teddy Bridgewater
Week 1: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – CB Josh Robinson
Week 2: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – QB Matt Cassel
Week 3: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – CB Captain Munnerlyn
Week 4: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – QB Teddy Bridgewater
Week 5: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – QB Christian Ponder
Week 6: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – Entire OL
Week 7: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – LB Chad Greenway
Week 8: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – LB Anthony Barr
Week 9: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – CB Captain Munnerlyn
Week 10: NO ONE GOT ARRESTED!
Week 11: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – CB Josh Robinson