It’s Mike Priefer. It’s Mike Priefer and his shitty special teams squad forever.
Last week Blair Walsh couldn’t hit the broad side of a Kardashian ass. This week, Jeff Locke gets his fucking punt blocked for a game winning safety. A FUCKING PUNT BLOCKED. Keep in mind, he is an NFL player, a real, NFL player getting paid PRETTY good money to play in the NFL like a REAL FUCKING NFL PLAYER and he got a punt blocked for a game winning safety.
“But PJD, it’s not all Jeff’s fault! The guys up front have to block for him, too!”
Oh, that’s right. Then let’s just blame the stupid fucking homophobic psychopath we kept on the team for political reasons:
Because if any deserves heat then, let’s finally get it to the stupid fucker that deserves it.
Mike Priefer, you were explicitly kept on the team from the old coaching staff because you were allegedly good at your job. More likely, Percy Harvin (and then “Ignorance is Bliss” rookie Cordarrelle Patterson) saved your gay-fearing butt hole by using their pure athleticism to make you look good. But of course, you took all the credit, got all high and mighty, and decided that all gay people should be sent to an island so they could be nuked! And then Blair Walsh stood up for you! And then you drafted Jeff Locke! And now you look like shit.
At this point, I don’t even care if you’re a good coach or person or not. The one thing you had going for you was that you could prevent a punt block safety for a win happening to your team, AND NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DO THAT. So? You are no longer useful. Get the fuck out.
Asshole. Enjoy your poop stamp. I know you secretly do.
PREVIOUS 2014 STAMP WINNERS:
Preseason Game 1: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – LB Gerald Hodges
Preseason Game 2: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – QB Teddy Bridgewater
Preseason Game 3: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – CB Shaun Prater
Preseason Game 4: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – QB Teddy Bridgewater
Week 1: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – CB Josh Robinson
Week 2: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – QB Matt Cassel
Week 3: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – CB Captain Munnerlyn
Week 4: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – QB Teddy Bridgewater
Week 5: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – QB Christian Ponder
Week 6: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – Entire OL
Week 7: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – LB Chad Greenway
Week 8: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – LB Anthony Barr
Week 9: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – CB Captain Munnerlyn
Week 10: NO ONE GOT ARRESTED!
Week 11: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – CB Josh Robinson
Week 12: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – LT Matt Kalil
Week 13: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – DE Everson Griffen
Week 14: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – WR Jarius Wright
Week 15: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – K Blair Walsh
Week 16: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – Special Teams Coach Mike Priefer
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