You know, it’s too bad about Jerick McKinnon. I never would have taken the young man as a murderer, but … here we are, with video evidence. Worse than Ray Rice?
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I mean, Mother of Dragons. That number 23 or whoever that dead person is from the Bucs … I just feel sorry for him. Have you ever seen a man lose his shoes so easily? Not even after drinking a 1.75 of Fireball at a frat party have I ever seen someone look so lost and confused as that guy. His dreads were basically his brain crying from his skull, asking itself why this was happening to him, and when was it exactly the matrix started glitching.
Honestly? Not even Adrian Peterson had moves *quite* like that. I mean, he didn’t need to. Rather, he’d just truck your ass over, or – rather – switch your ass until you got out of his way. The things McKinnon can do aren’t necessarily better or more exciting than anything Peterson ever did … They are just different. But equally exciting! Like getting a hummer from a blonde bombshell versus a red head. Or scratching the back of an Argentinian pool boy versus and Greek fisherman! Both are amazing, just different!
Anyway … Excited for McKinnon, and football stuff. COOL.
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