Not a single thing.
Slippery as polytetrafluoroethene; an enigma wrapped in a riddle portrayed in a Yorgos Lanthimos movie.
Of course they came out of an un-won week, marched right into the lion’s den and shrugged – ‘what’s the big deal, bruh’?
Remember when the starting pitching was straight butt?
The #STLCards starting pitchers have had a collective 1.88 ERA over their last 9 games. pic.twitter.com/lxxqO8jwLW
— St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) June 21, 2016
Cards are 4-5 over those 9 games, tho. So…
We got a closer that has trouble closing. But still gets saves.
Matheny greeting Rosenthal. #stlcards pic.twitter.com/JwKWEWPyWH
— ⚾️💃🏻 miranda 💃🏻⚾️ (@missmiranda) June 21, 2016
4 earned runs over 1/3 of a inning over 2 games prior to last night, tho. So…
At least we have some nice dog bandannas?
https://twitter.com/LbeneCo/status/745221479604727808
John Rooney summed it up perfect.
"It's like going to Six Flags and riding all the roller coasters at the same time." — John Rooney. #stlcards
— Debbie Johnson (@deborah91473) June 21, 2016
What will happen tonight? A baseball game will be played. Probably. Unless the Cardinals decide to make it a golf match or a diving contest.
Anything is possible. Let’s just hope it’s a good day for the second straight night.
Photo: Slayerment
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