We hereby give Tate Forcier a new name

FACT – Tate Forcier is the quarterback of the University of Michigan

FACT – He has always gone to class and studied really really hard.  He even took notes.

FACT – He practiced and the coaches really really liked him when he played on the scout team

FACT – His family is kinda stupid when it comes to press releases

FACT – On November 21st, 2009, Ohio State defeated Michigan for the 6th straight season, 21-10

FACT – On this day, November 24th, at 2:39pm, The Buckeye Battle Cry hereby declares that Michigan quarterback Tate Forcier has been given a new name;

FACT – From this day forward, he shall be known as “Tate Five-cier”.

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