We salute you, “Mr. Leave the Game Early Guy”

You know the commercials and the music…so think of that as you read this that some guy posted on Gamecockcentral.com

Bud Light presents….Real Men of Genius.
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, “Mr. Leave the Game Early Guy”
(Mr. Leave the Game Early Guy)

Time ticking, Team trailing, Spirit Soured, You get up to leave, with that “I don’t care anymore” look on your face.
(Call me a quitter.)

You start your trek to the door; unemotional blank stare…with everybody else waving their keys at you, thinking you’re either a loser, or you must need a bathroom bad.
(They’re pouring it me now…)

Yes, you tuck your tail and walk, claiming you’ll save five or ten minutes in traffic….Is that all you got player?…..Unfortunately, yes….that’s all you’ve got.
(So little pride…)

But, you’ll be back next week. Claiming to be the die hard among us. Who’s in the house? Some guy who won’t hang….that’s who’s in the house.
(But, I am a true, loyal fannnnn!……..)

So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Save Some Face…..Because, you really get the pickle, when we’re talking about fickle….
(Mr. Leave The Game Early Guy!)