***Welcome to the official Chatroom of professional hockey goalies!***
Emery_bored: Man, I hate Russia. Like, I look at these road signs and It’s like Klingon or somethin.
Cowboy_Curtis:well, it is in RUSSIA, maybe they’re in Russian
Emery_bored: doncha have a russian goalie over in TO?
Cowboy_Curtis:there are Russian players, but not a goalie. Toskala is from Finland.
Emery_bored: Finland’s IN Russia, ya dumbass
*** Miler_time has entered the chat room***
Miler_time:’sup fools?
Emery_bored: sup honkey?
Miler_time: yo Curtis, whose bed have YOUR boots been under? Mine been under your MOM’s!
Cowboy_Curtis:Shut up, Miller
Emery_bored: But man, Curtis, you gotta come over here. The women are crazy, like tranny hookers
Miler_time: Tranny hookers like your mom?
Cowboy_Curtis: what is it with you and people’s moms?
Miler_time: I dunno it just started after I did that ad for AMP. I can’t stop drinking the stuff. Guess how many cans of Amp I’ve had today
Cowboy_Curtis:I dunno, 3, 4?
Miler_time: 36
Cowboy_Curtis: in a row?
Emery_bored: Shouldn’t you be in a coma or something after that? What kind of stuff happens so you drink 36 Amps?
***welcome to Miller_time flashback chat***
Ad_hole : So, Mr. Miller, will you be in our commercial?
Miler_time: What is it I’m selling again, ad person?
Ad_hole : Amp, an energy drink. Here’s a sample
Miler_time: Golly gee, this stuff tastes like battery acid. Is it healthy?
Ad_hole :oh, of course…all natural…no harmful side effects at all…and all the profits go to children
Miler_time: really?
Ad_hole : well, we’re all somebody’s children. Now, the concept of the ad is one that is edgy and urban. You and another NHL goalie will participate in a “yo momma fight” and you win after drinking Amp energy drink.
Miler_time: “Yo momma fight”? But if our moms are fighting, why are the other goalie and I there?
Ad_hole :No Ryan, you trade insults about each other’s mothers.
Miler_time: That’s terrible! Why would I insult some stranger’s mother?
Ad_hole : siiiigh…Vinny, do your work
***VinnyTheThug has knocked out Miler_time***
*** Miler_time is now strapped to a chair, eyeballs taped open, IV of Amp in each arm, with multiple screens playing the show “Yo Momma”***
Miler_time: Wha…what happened to me?
Ad_hole : Ryan, this just seemed to be the easiest way to acquaint you with our concept. Miler_time :Why is Fez insulting my mom?
Ad_hole : well Ryan, that’s what a yo momma fight is. And since we need you addicted—I mean, familiar with our product, we have you on some Ivs of straight Amp
Miler_time: I feel…BLARGH I FEEL SO INTENSE I FEEL LIKE A FIGHTER JET MADE OF BICEPS!
the next day…
Emery_bored: Miller? You there Miller?
Miler_time: JUST INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS!
Miler_time: /guzzles Amp
Cowboy_Curtis: I’m only gonna say this once and I want no discussion as to how I know this: between the toes or under the tongue with CLEAN needles.
Miler_time: thanks man, my urine’s so acidic it could probably eat through walls.
***world_of_Raycroft has entered the chatroom***
***Cowboy_Curtis has left the chatroom***
***Emery_bored has left the chat room***
***Miler_time has left the chat room***
world_of_Raycroft: aw shucks, not again.
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