Well…That fricken sucked #Bills #Falcons

10inchtallponyjosh

I'm in Buffalo right now and have a long train ride ahead of me for tomorrow morning, so, I'm going to make this kind of quick. This sucks. This is #becauseitsbuffalo #23 in the annals of fooball folklore. I just can't believe this. I'm so fricken sick of this crap. Why on earth does this happen to us all the time? Right after the game, I blurted out that if I have a kid while living in NYC, no way in blue hell would I have him/her cheer for the Bills. Go cheer for the Giants because our team is built on some sort of Indian burial ground.

I just can't. I wasn't exactly buying into a playoff run, but I just wanted to at least be entertained and take it one game at a time. Yet, the Bills can't do that. We can't lose happily. I guess that's why losing suck. Sure, it was entertaining for bits and pieces during the game, but the final result is what sits with you. Not the sacks, not EJ's poise, not CJ/FJ having probably their best game this season.

Instead, it is the same bullshit I've written or told my friends since I've been a fan.

We get Stevie sucking ass. We got Toronto bullshit. Bon Jovi fucken music outro during the game break for Fox. We get bad play calling. We get shitty CFL refs. We get white, old, smelly journalists being able to tell us "They told us so!". Just all sad, deflating angles that never seem to change. We can never get into the light, instead, darkness swallows all of us and we go about in pity while a great wind pushes us towards our next fucken disaster.. I just want the team to be good.

Just be fucken good so I can at least come back for Christmas and go to a meaningful game that doesn't revolve around me trying to get tickets for 5 bucks and drink myself under the table while using Pinto Kenny's bowling ball as a chasser for chloroform. Instead, I'm bringing you a bunch of sad, dribbling, repetitive words that don't seem to go anywhere…Kind of like the Buffalo Bills. 

Anyways, I'll have more hot takes in the next few days. I gotta jet.

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