What a Bruins food voucher really gets you

Bruins-Thrashers was my first live game of the season and as one who's usually stupid enough to buy food at the Garden concessions because I'm always hungry at the game, I was pretty stoked to get some food vouchers from the Bruins. Three food vouchers to use on a limited selection of food items. Damn. I figured it'd be crappy things like a pretzal or a candy bar. Nope. It was for legit food.

Then I started thinking that maybe something like a slice of pizza would cost me two vouchers 'cause it's supposed to be bigger. Kinda like when you're at a carnival and you pay $5 for 4 vouchers but everything is priced in threes so you're always left over with a shitty food voucher you give to some kid on the way out. This is what I expect from a Jeremy Jacobs run business.

I was wrong. I was so wrong. He's even more devious than I thought.

I figured I'd order a pizza. Pizza is a pretty safe bet, right? I mean those pizza boxes are decent size and everything. The concession dude hands it over and I pick it up and think, "Huh, this feels kinda light." But I ignored it until I got to my seat, opened the box and was greeted with this:

Such a small, sad, pathetic slice of pizza.

@justindoy I'd tell you to get a make whole provision, but that pizza won't be great in 113 days

— Heather Y (@lilybraden) January 21, 2013

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Oof. So true. God forbid Jacobs ponies up to give fans a full slice of pizza.

But it got us thinking… what are the other conession items like?

More after the jump…

Health Wrap

Specifically designed for the Level 8 Vegan Bruin fans. It still casts a shadow, so it's not safe enough for the Level 10 Vegans, but it's sitll pretty whatever.