What Does Your Jersey Say About You?

I saw this over on Twitter and thought it was hilarious, so I thought I would share. Rich Levine over at Wicked Good Sports wrote a blog entitles, “What Your Red Sox Jersey Says About You.” Check it out. It’s amusing.

So, which one are you? Be honest. I only count the officially player jerseys I have and not the other ones…or I’d be listing off the whole team.

For me: JD Drew and Jonathan Papelbon.

JD Drew

• You won’t shut up about the 2007 ALCS.
• You typically use up all your sick days before March 1.
• Your arm’s in sling.

While it is true that I won’t shut up about the 2007 ACLS…nor the month of June in 2008…nor JD hitting in the 08 ADLS…nor JD’s clutch homerun in Game 5 of the ACLS as part of the best comeback win ever…you got me there. I will say, I have enough sick time at work to not have to come in for a few months with no worries.

Jonathan Papelbon

• You’re the first one to break something at a house party.
• Your favorite book is The Dirt by Mötley Crüe
• Pamela Anderson is still on your list of Top 3 hottest women.
• You like to dress up when you get drunk.
• You went to college in the South.

While I love Pap and dread the day he might leave us, other than me being a klutz and breaking things, not much else fits. Okay, I have been known to dress up in preparation of my drunkenness….but that’s about it. I think Jason Bay might be the only guy who’d call my college in Burlington Vermont “in the South.”

Fit or no fit….that blog is nothing short of hilarious!