Bullet points for all you busy folks!
- Washed away in the flooding
- Sedins slowly sucking out my will to live
- Aaron Rome (who?) elbowed me in the face. But hey, there were no lewd motions or comments, so, NHL discipline says we’re all cool.
- The Mighty Zedno ate my babies.
- Too many 40 ounces in my lap, freezin’ my junk.
- Tim Thomas made me go on a cheeseburger run. Central Vermont is now OUT OF CHEESEBURGERS. Thanks a lot, Timmy Thomas.
- Month-long pubcrawl with Patrick Kane. I have no idea what country I am in, but these keyboards are so messed up.
- Helping Martin St. Louis return the Ring to rule them all.
- Tracking down Schultz’s whereabouts.
- Trying to train my dogs to play hockey. So far, they just chew on the sticks. Besides, this dog is clearing trying to trip the kid. DIRTY PLAYING DOG.
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